Chelsea 

Chelsea is probably the biggest boob out there known to man to this date, not only does she smell bad, have terrible taste in clothing, but she has moles in geometric shapes. Probably the most disgusting aspect of this person is that she has cow utters instead of normal boobs (and she wears shades on them) .As well as those awkward characteristics, her hobbies consist of licking butt, watching terrible soap operas, and making fun of Jason. Oh, and she feels the need to scream like a 2 year old.

Seriously?! You're such a Chelsea sometimes! And wipe that nasty triangulated mole shape off of your face!

Chelsea by lookwhowonnowboober October 22, 2011

chelsea 

Chelsea is defined as one slutty individual who only realizes that she can use her vagina when she reaches the age of 18, but for some reason she never enjoys any of the finger, tongue, or dick that comes in contact to her vagina. After swapping saliva with someone one week she enjoys hopping to the next boy that will give her attention, but soon becomes bored with his "terrible" use of tongue, so then finds another boy in which she says "I wanna fuck you...give me a week and we'll do it" The best part is that she loves to lie about her adventures in bed because she feels that she will be judged by those who listen to her stories.

Boy #1 - Dude..so I just got done fucking Chelsea.
Boy #2 - Uhh..what? Chelsea told me she wanted to fuck....
Boy #1 - Really..? She told me the same thing last week.

chelsea by Tiny Tomcat Timmy July 28, 2011

Chelsea 

Chelsea's tend to be chubby, unattractive, boring people, yet they always manage to attract the best guys. They are nice people but quite ingenuine and superficial.

How come Chelsea always gets the nice guy?

Chelsea by hizagggg2288 March 22, 2012

Chelsea 

A Russian club who are based in North London.

Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.

Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.

They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.

Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.

Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"

Chelsea fan #1:"Where are we playing tonight?"
Chelsea fan #2:"St. Petersburg, I think"

Chelsea by stephen pay amos March 29, 2008

chelsea 

to go off or go ham on another individual..when the need is not necessary

man that fool just went chelsea on that nigga

chelsea by S3KTR October 23, 2011

Chelsea 

chelseas are fun to be around. theyre nice but can be a bitch if needed. usually smell nice, and is some kind of cheerleader.

girl; damn i wish i was a chelsea

boy; *looks chelsea up & down* yeah me too.

Chelsea by chickaa1234 January 13, 2010

chelsea 

a ditzy fake red head who loves britney spears and has odd dance moves. even tho she has these weird hobbies, you love her in the end. she has that one friend that never leaves her side. everyone is jealous of her because of her beauty. she is the bestest friend anyone could ask for and her brown haired brown eyed friend appreciates her more than anything.

chelsea is just this perfect little innocent thing !!

chelsea by mrs.12 April 21, 2018