by Rick the dick November 21, 2013
by Sm33t May 31, 2007
What happens when you can't seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks
Patient: "I can't seem to shake this feeling doctor. I keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn't seem to work. A few minutes later, I am standing there again and it comes right back."
Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."
Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."
Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."
Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."
by rocket chic January 19, 2013
When you buy pizza from Papa John’s and dump the garlic butter sauce on your girls clam for dessert.
by Timmt09 February 10, 2021
When you've shit yourself but only a little - the poo isn't solid or liquid and it has a buttery texture.
by unclebensrice123 February 7, 2017
by ilerminerty May 21, 2015
When 2 guys stick their dicks in a woman's ears (1 in each) and then cum so it spurts back and covers their respective cocks. After this the men spread their cum covered cocks on the girl's tits like spreading butter on a buttery (this is most commonly used in Scotland)
Dave - "you see that bird over there by the bar?"
Jackson - "yeah, what about her?"
Dave - "Let's give her a double buttery"
Jackson - "sounds good"
Jackson - "yeah, what about her?"
Dave - "Let's give her a double buttery"
Jackson - "sounds good"
by Ali T Swag March 24, 2017