Definition of a guy with a tiny cock and a pot noodle hair cut.
“Your hair looks like a dirty Booker
by Dirty baz February 17, 2022
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma June 2, 2012
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2013
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma November 3, 2012
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When someone has a taco bell in as bong & uses it instead of bong water
Jason took a booker in my new piece what the frick man
by Goatmanvonshnitzlehymen February 2, 2020
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