1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger
1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!
2. I have a Blister on my Cock!
3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister
2. I have a Blister on my Cock!
3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister
by William Ichord June 6, 2007
A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.
by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018
by javon smith June 18, 2023
I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.
by Say no to Texas Blister December 5, 2012
An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.
Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!
Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!
Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!
by Junior Samples the Sixth December 17, 2014
When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021
A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.
This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"
Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"
Scenario 2:
Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"
Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"
Scenario 2:
Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
by couch-lady March 29, 2022