Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.
My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!
by Teratogen August 20, 2011
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A celebratory phrase used to share enthusiasm for an impending event. While staying appropriate for the general public, this exclamation can be enjoyed by individuals of all ages. Made famous by the Birch tree, the party animal of the botanical kingdom. This phrase, in written text, is typically accompanied by the round tree emoji on the Apple iPhone.
Make sure to wear your dazzling hickie-hider to the Turtlenexx & Boxed Wine party tonight! Cheers, Birches.
by GragnolaBar December 17, 2017
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The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.
Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.
by Libertatis October 3, 2013
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A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.
Yo Dude,

Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.
by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009
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used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010
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Naturalized American citizens of recent Latin American descent who follow a right-wing agenda, particularly advocating strong anti-immigration policies.
Julio's parents crossed into the country illegally, and now he says Navy Seals should patrol the Rio Grande.
Oh man, another Juan Birch Society member.
by BlueLew June 12, 2010
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A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.
Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!
by tommybrookes December 2, 2021
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