Beluga Kiss

When somebody rubs their slobbery lips in a circular motion on yours at 4am, but you can't tell if it's serious or not.

She laughed at his beluga kiss and he got offended.

by Lucyyluckk February 24, 2011

Beluga's house

Beluga is a famous and sussy cat who's on youtube. Beluga's house is a shithole.

Me: Why does it smell like poop in Beluga's house?
My friend: Dude, Beluga's house is a shithole. Literally.

by @beluga July 26, 2022

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 12, 2022

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.

Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.

by DanSatch June 22, 2019

A man or woman that weighs 400+ pounds who causes fuckin seismic waves when the walk.

Person one: That bitch is dressed up as a fuckin beluga shitwhale

*Tectonic Plates shift as the Beluga Shitwhale walks*

by SpecialDays November 1, 2019

The act of cumming inside your partners ass until fully finishing, then pulling out slowly to create leakage of anal cum.

Walter gave Jackie a beluga blowout last night.

by waltever November 5, 2013