The equivalent of a man with a 200 mile long cock
Bro have you seen a Barack Obama!
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a cute little weeaboo. Always scrounging around for some cool underage anime pictures. Normally crawls on all four and was the forty-fourth president of the Unites States. normally horny tho, so prepare to flee at any immediate time.

is just such a flirt, y'know? he kissed dick cheney and made his evaporate like the scum he is. also smacked trump in his willy and trump made a "awooga" type noise, y'know? anyhow, they're all dead. bye.
person: happy birthday barack obama!
barack obama: shut the fuck up, i'm playing persona 5!
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The United States first black president. Great family man and has the potential to turn this country's financial crysis around.
Mom:Omg!!

Me: What?

Barack Obama: I own biatches!!!!
by WillieA February 3, 2009
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A presidential hopeful who is the object of affection for young women.
"I cannot wait, 'til 2008
Baby you’re the best candidate
Of the new oval office,
You’ll get your head of state
I can’t leave you alone
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on Barack Obama"
by 37153 June 21, 2007
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1. Barack Obama FTW
2. Barack Obama is the man, better than Hillary Clinton everyday.
3. Barack will own you every day of the week, every week of the month and every month of the year.
4. Barack is a bad MOFO
5. He has super powers (He can fly and he has laser eye beams.)
6. He can show Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Hillary Clinton, Ron Paul, Chris Hansen and Al Roker a new meaning of pain.
Barack Obama will kill you in 1 punch.
by Kyle McLovin March 4, 2008
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The best JoJo character. He's also a president apparently
Barack Obama:Sup assholes
The Stardust Crusaders: *dies violently*
by Shigekiyo Yangu October 17, 2020
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Gemini:Is that Barack Obama? *faints*
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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