Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

Nut butterfly

When spreading your nuts over a facial feature perhaps

Yeah man I gave your sister a nut butterfly last night

by #troutout September 5, 2014

Nut rat

Defined as a squirrel or chipmunk with an affinity for collecting food from a human's hand.

Alternatively, a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman, who will in all instances swallow.

I've got a couple of Nut rats, hanging out in my backyard, they are chill being fed out of my hand.

Alt: Chantal is nasty boi, that bitch a Nut Rat!

by xxXtabarnakXxx November 9, 2020

Dumb nuts

An idiot, a moron, someone who doesn’t listen, a know it all with no street sense, a pain in the ass who wants to run the show who has no experience, a bully who acts like a victim.

Hey dumb nuts shut the door and shut your mouth are you trying to get us arrested

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster

Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?

by Cobblershlobber August 12, 2020

Nut

Busting a fat one

“Ay yo 🅱️ I got on the 🅱️Imbs and if you step on these son bitches imma nut”

by 🅱️Esus May 9, 2018