Nut pod

Nut pod is when you jerk off, and you cum into a juul pod. Then vape it will shoving your thumb up your ass

James may hit his nut pod while blushing

by Vapegod69nuttt November 7, 2020

No nut November

Every year the male gender try’s not to nut for a month

Guy: I successfully completed no nut November

by Ian is coll 1284 November 22, 2020

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025

No Nut November

No Nut November does not apply to anyone born in the years 2004-2010

Hey guys we don't have to do No Nut November, we were born in 2005!

by Couchdriver November 2, 2021

Nut

When you choke the chicken, yank the yoke, pull the plug, and a whitish fluid called cum just fires out your cock hopefully into a hot girl's cooch

Ah shit I just busted a nut in your mom. My bad.

by Notadicksucker July 1, 2022

deez big nuts

a book about a squirrel called dees and has big nuts

deez big nuts has big nuts

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022