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Deez Nuts

Nuts mean your private part, where pee comes from aka your bladder, so when some one say deez nuts, they are basically saying deez bladders. It’s basically a sussy joke
me: yo look it’s deez

other person: deez who

me: DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAHAHAH
by Deez nuts sussy among us baka September 15, 2022
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Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021
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nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.
She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.
by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023
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Left nut

by PEANUT_1211 February 27, 2019
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tryna nut

(Abbreviated) Trying to nut.
Man's tryna nut, gnomean?
by tjr1022 December 8, 2017
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DEEZ NUTS

I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS
by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023
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Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7
Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik
by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021
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