prom nuts

the more extreme version of blue balls, but experienced when throwing tons of money on renting a tux, getting a limo, flowers/corsage, and despite getting teased all night--end up with nothing happening.
Man 1: "John, what's wrong?"
Man 2: "It's Jennie. I shelled out over 6 Benjamins for that party and all she gave me was prom nuts."
by beepeezy1 May 11, 2025
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Nut

the action of letting out cum or sperm! (it happens while having sex mostly)
Damian:AW, shit man i nutted on my sheets
by anonymous April 01, 2022
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nut stick

Dude, my nut stick is so big!
by sportygspot June 14, 2010
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July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU
"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"
by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024
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nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
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Nut Job

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.
"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."
by Froggo boi May 31, 2023
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