Taylor Swift

Basically just the devil...

God: hello misses swift we meet again.
The devil/taylor swift: yes we do meet again

by Big TR October 24, 2019

Tricon Swift

stans the Artist of the Decade and first-ever Tricon
bestie/bestay with everyone except if you drag my faves

#1 Plastic Doll and The Edge of Glory stan
ARTPOP and Speak Now stan
artsy hoe

Tricon Swift is my bestay
Tricon Swift outsold y'all

by clowneria street November 14, 2020

Taylor Swift

The music industry.

Taylor Swift is the music industry.

by CapDeadpool November 21, 2020

taylol remix swift

chart hungry mf who releases remixes on remixes to get to the number one spot on bbh100, she reeks of desperation, and has inorganic number one hits.

taylol remix swift couldn't, you 0.39$ stan

by bizzIesmotive December 21, 2020

swift dip

When someone leaves, or "dips" out of a party swiftly and without saying goodbye to anyone. Similar to an Irish goodbye.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "He's gone, he pulled a swift dip"

by largeorangegiraffe December 29, 2020

Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021

Swift

The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.

"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi

by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 9, 2021