Balkan curse

Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.

Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

Maya curse

a curse where someone can't type properly

hey gusy Imn board
Maya curse: can't type properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

milestone curse

Referring specifically to mcyt Dream (dreamwastaken), the milestone curse is an ongoing joke between Dream stans that every time Dream hits a milestone there is a controversy or drama that happens involving him.

"Yay, Dream 19mil!!"
"But you know what they say about the milestone curse-" *gunshots*

by wibby420 March 4, 2021

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Doyle Curse

A phenomenon whereby members of the Doyle family can not watch or attend a professional sports game without their home team losing.

Damn, the lions would have a Superbowl win if it wasn't for the Doyle Curse.

by Firedtarsier January 21, 2024

The Crimson Curse

Whilst once having sexual intercourse with a person of red hair, you come to find out they have given you an STD.

In college I slept with this girl named Becky and she gave me the Crimson curse. I had to go to the doctor for checkups and medicine every week!

by Mars rover August 25, 2015

Cursed Hash

the crumbs of accumulated weed in a dirty pipe that some may use in vain to get high

man im all out of weed maybe theres some cursed hash left in my pipe

by crungles dungles April 13, 2025