CURSE

Close Up Rectal Self Examination. IOW, Head up your ass!

That guy suffers from the CURSE

by LWoodsUSA November 1, 2024

Cursed images

Weird and sometimes scary images that are usually sent or shown to you by your friends. Cursed images make you question why they exist in the first place and sometimes make you drop your phone.

Friend: I looked up cursed images
Other friend: And?
Friend: I almost dropped my phone

by Cursed images are evil June 1, 2022

cursed

Zeenat's Phone

'We collectively have cursed energy' Kate Reeson 2K18

by shrekislove_shrekislife December 18, 2018

The Portland Curse

When your team drops 4 games in a row to lose the series up 2-0. The day the Black Parade died.

Wow how did you guys sell? The Portland Curse.

by ChopOwl18 May 2, 2025

Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023

Maya curse

a curse where someone can't type properly

hey gusy Imn board
Maya curse: can't type properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.

"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"

by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022