Pop Tart

an individual who cant stay out of trouble enough to know better

that pop tart doesnt know whats good for him... if i see him in here one more time for sealing sudafed, ima steal his cheese dip and tuna!

by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 17, 2019

pop-tart

A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.

Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!

by MelRanAway February 16, 2012

pop tart

best breakfast for collage students. for lunch, they might have ramen noodles...

yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday

by lIl0FISH March 6, 2018

pop-tart

when you high AF and you get that warm feeling inside.

Im as toasted as a pop-tart

by smcelwee September 6, 2018

Pop tart

Ayoung woman who dates/has sex with older men for the perks.

Chaz: So, Sally left you as she's now someone's sugar daddy girl?
Byron: That's right; she's a pop tart.

by Chasmo114 July 16, 2023

Pop tart

One who claims to be tough but is soft on the inside

Your a pop tart sweet heart your soft in the middle I'll eat you up for breakfast ...

by Poppy 717 gbb September 2, 2018

Pop Tart

The most attractive woman on a military installation.

Maj Smith is the Pop Tart.

by Rocky, the squi and Bullwinkle January 12, 2011