Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 23, 2022

Oh my witch

Oh my witch; a replacement for oh my lord to be used when you’ve found a witch

Abbreviated as omw

Is that a witch store? Oh my witch-

You see that witch hut? Omw it’s authentic

by Acquainted Memory February 18, 2022

witch’s finger

When a cougar over 50 is having sex with a man in his 20s and inserts her finger into the anus of the young man.

Man, I was fucking Irene last night and she gave me the witch’s finger!

by DACTF July 16, 2018

Skin Witch

A holistic esthetician that uses the power of plant medicine, science and alchemy to heal skin from within and manifest radiant, healthy skin.

That is esthetician is a skin witch!
My skin is glowing, I went to a skin witch 🧙🏻 ♀️

by December 10, 2020

Gender witch

Using his ability, he is able to kiss a girl and make them turn either emo or transsexual

Brandit - hey there goes that gender witch!

Lumberjack Lewis - quick hide your daughters! He might turn them eith emo or trans!
Nav - classic gender witch!

by Carrot pofter May 7, 2022

Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.

You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.

by Funsizepapi August 23, 2023