Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.

Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

transdimentional shift

To travel lucidly across dimensional plains among all dimensions once infinite life is chosen in death

After taking large amounts of DMT I can now lucidly transdimentionally shift or I can transdimentional shift across the dimensions now

by Luna levitating existence October 17, 2022

Cincinnati Split Shift

To shit and cum at the same time.

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift

by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022

Shape shifting

When a girl changes how her face look with makeup

Yo Anna over there is changing her face with makeup. Yeah that's called shape shifting

by Erick Johnson II January 16, 2022

Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

C-Shift

One of 3 Shifts to cover a 72 hour period within the Fire Department Schedule. Preceding A-Shift & following B-Shift.

Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.

“Yesterday was apparatus day, but you know it’s C-Shift so they half ass did it”

by SHA_JFRD November 14, 2021

Dick-Shift

We’re you put your dick into hyper speed during lovey time.

i have no example to tell nor show you about dick-shift

by hoovilleTypeShit January 22, 2022