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Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples
that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

intense shit

A shit so intense, that you start taking your cloths off during it.
Tom - "Jerry! Why did you come out of the bathroom with no shirt on? I swear I saw you go in with a shirt on?"
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
intense shit by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021

Insurance Shit 

When you take a shit either A: so you don't have to later on while there is no time or B: are not sure if you have to fart or have to shit so you go do it on the toilet.
A: "Dude, I'm not sure my bowels will make it the entire road trip without me taking an insurance shit before we leave"

B: "Dude, I'm not sure if I have to fart or crap so I'd better go take an insurance shit just in case"
Insurance Shit by Mikeunt October 22, 2010

Independence Day Shit 

A type of loose bowel movement that feels like your shooting a beam of light out and destroying whatever is below. Just like the scene from the movie Independence Day, where the Alien ship projects the beam of like down to blow up the white house. Its very quick and painless, often resulting in "splash back".
"OMG dude i hope everyone survived that, i just had the Independence day shit of the century!"
Independence Day Shit by The Don319 November 18, 2009

Indian shit dot 

When you’re performing anal sex on a girl and you pull out and slap it against her forehead leaving a dot of shit like a red dot the Indians wear
David Blane: Did you pipe that girl?

Jimmy Fallon: Yeah dude I gave her the best Indian shit dot I’ve ever seen!

Industrial shit

Industrial shit is a term used to refer to one's internet connection, preferably one that is terrible. Industrial internet in itself, is the brand of internet not commercialized, and is the cheapest type available. It's usually only sold to industries or other big office buildings.
Joe1241: This shit is laggy as hell.
IrishGANGSTA: ay but uh dats dat industrial shit.
LATINO123ESSAY: yea du it's dat industrial.