garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.

It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.

by jpraxis December 1, 2010

Ear Garbage

Coldplay.

I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.

by Yemeyee March 24, 2012

Garbage Bag of Gasoline

The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".

Man, this thing is a real garbage bag of gasoline!

by theultrahead May 19, 2021

garbage amount

Large amount of items, typically used in a bad context

Elon Musk makes a garbage amount of money.

by lol_marnty September 11, 2021

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 24, 2017

Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.

Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.

by January 3, 2021

random garbage

All the random garbage you allow on this site that makes no sense and yet you won't let us post real cool words like homosauce.

God DAMN! Look at all this random garbage on this website, i really wish homosauce was here.

by pop, aka pissed off person December 7, 2008