Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.

Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.

by Liseee82 September 4, 2017

sponge max

To sponge max is to use a sponge and aggressively use it as a way in different ways to enlarge the penis in rough ways for a partner

Have you heard of the spunk maxxing meta?

Nah Sponge maxing is the new meta now.

by userTx February 10, 2024

Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra

I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night

by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020

sponges nb

Fat, ugly , stupid bitch, whore

“She’s such a sponges nb I hate her”

by Aveen Shortt January 6, 2019

Spong

One who is ridiculously stupid

He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong

by Mega sen December 10, 2017

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017

Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024