Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024

sponge-out

Verb:

When someone falls asleep/passes out at a social gathering before the night has started. Typically at an event that involves drinking alcohol.

It should be noted that sponging-out rarely requires a blackout from drinking too much alcohol. It usually occurs after being in the drowsy state from drinking 2-3 beers after a long day.

Before the party even started, I saw my buddy sponge-out around 9pm.

by Ox Enthusiast May 12, 2025

Propaganda Sponge

A person who absorbs propaganda and regurgitates it without question. There are propaganda sponges among all races and both sexes, but white western females who identify as "liberal" are 75x more susceptible to propaganda, thus are the most likely to become propaganda sponges.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you dating that chick? She legit believes everything she reads and sees on her social media feed. You do realize she's a propaganda sponge, right?
Guy 2: Because she's the only girl that'll sleep with me.

by Nevernity May 28, 2025

gutter sponge

a whore's diaphragm

"A gutter sponge saved my life tonight," said the whore.

by WhoreSponge June 9, 2025

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge

by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023

SPONG

Someone who isn't with it. Someone who is a bit of a dumbass

How come you haven't called me back yet you SPONG?

by Bigman2trappy July 21, 2023