Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out , you’re fucked

I’m over here gettin witch fucked in this card game.

by JusThis513 January 31, 2023

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out you’re still fucked

I’m gettin witch fucked in this game right now .

by JusThis513 January 31, 2023

Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes

I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 11, 2023

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020

Witch of Envy

Big Tiddy Yandere Goth Gf from the anime Re:Zero.

Satella is the Witch of Envy.

by skelebro1 May 12, 2022

witch club

witch club or vvitch club is a secret members only online club and a cult created by hexxer it associates with witchcraft dark aesthetics and the worshipping of its creator

alot of the witches in Salem were saved by the witch club movement

by joshondeathrow September 5, 2023