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spray balls

To attempt to hookup with back to back people in one night.
Dude 1: Hey dude, i heard you hooked up with Becky last night but i thought i saw you with Heather?

Dude 2: I went up in there to spray balls last night, after Heather left i went to Becky's and gott'em both!
by hurdle1 December 14, 2016
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Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
by El-Leppard June 30, 2019
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Surf Spray

by cooler flateary June 15, 2023
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Mongkok Pepper Spray

When a man has eaten a large quantity of Hong Kong Chili Crab, and - afterwards - after receiving head from a girl and ejaculating into her mouth with spicy semen that is seemingly too spicy for the girl to swallow, causes her to purposefully and hatefully spit the spicy cum, as retaliation, into both his left and right eye damaging his corneas permanently causing blindness.
“Bro, what’s with the eye patches?” “Last night Janice Mongkok Pepper Sprayed me and I just got out of the hospital. It burns, bro bro.” “I told you not to eat Chili Crab on your first date, bro!”
by Mongcock July 13, 2019
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Heffle spray

When you use a funnel to fill the inside of your foreskin with bacon bits and a firecracker to explode and spray on your partners face during sexual intercouse
Jomcoch: Dude I'm in so much pain I just heffle sprayed the black guy in class
Dom:ha
by Nut-bunny69 January 28, 2020
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spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
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spray taint

When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint
Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!
by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018
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