A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 19, 2015
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.
Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.
If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.
A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.
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If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.
A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.
Sarina Kaye orgasam hormones arrousal scotts Balls Scots Scrotum Wiseguy’s Alan’s K aphrodisiac oysters testosterone Dick’s Hip Flap
by Guruji Irv December 15, 2017
some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm
some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
me: mhm
some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
by axisiting March 8, 2021
Alan Chase Alan is the first name and chase is the middle name but it is a great name for a country boy he is very handsome and love the outdoors you be lucky to know a boy/man that his name is Alan Chase
by country the best July 2, 2021
Pulling an Alan is when somebody tells everyone a personal secret that no one is supposed to know just because you're in the wrong
" Well thats why you're pregnant"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"
by pussymonster042 September 22, 2023
mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020