After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls
GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT

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A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush
When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand
by thebloodytoot January 17, 2016
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cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.
we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care
by Krkič November 28, 2019
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Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.
by rosiepye February 28, 2014
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When a short ageless person of South American descent gives you a painful release on your wiener.
I took home Maria last night and she gave me the worse Honduran rug burn last night.
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Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat
John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.
by Simin Allin November 25, 2020
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