When you jizz on your hands slap them together to spread the semen evenly across both hands and then apply to the woman space starting at the nose all the way to the ears
by Xxthehammerxx April 1, 2020
Sex people with the coronavirus can have when they've both been tested positive while everyone else is social distancing
by artist6000 April 3, 2020
Social gathering in the times of the pandemic. Usually takes places at the nearest park. Attendees include: Covidiots, denialists and supporters of Cheeto face.
Guests of this event ignore social distances, share beverages, greasy bags of crisps and cancer sticks. Their anthem is: Baby Baby by Corona.
Guests of this event ignore social distances, share beverages, greasy bags of crisps and cancer sticks. Their anthem is: Baby Baby by Corona.
“Yo! I haven’t seen Donald in a long time. Last time he texted me was 14 days ago. He was going with Melania to a Corona party. Oh fcuk!”
“What’s all that noise? I can’t sleep. Another Corona party at the park. Call 911”.
“What’s all that noise? I can’t sleep. Another Corona party at the park. Call 911”.
by HdaOG March 22, 2020
Corona spray is the ULTIMATE weapon to end society.
You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.
You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.
Best Friend: Remember that moose who bullied you in middle school?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?
by pass the potatoes April 5, 2020
by jcustomcue May 5, 2020
An onset of horniness due exclusively to the negative social and emotional effects of coronavirus, social distancing, or lockdown measures.
Tom: How’s Ryan handling the state-mandated stay-at-home order?
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.
Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.
Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....
by rosssauce July 14, 2020
by Eyescunt June 15, 2020