Alan

he is the bestest boyfriend you’ll ever have he’s there when you need him and always puts a smile on your face. It’s forever you and me baby

“Who do you love the most ?”
Oh that’s easy it’s gotta be Alan

by Oakley mai June 20, 2024

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

Alan

A fucking retard that likes to mess around with radios and blow shit up

Alan stole my ip address and social security

by Peter big shooing griffi June 12, 2023

Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark

Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke

by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

Alan

Alan is a Celtic name which means noble, handsome etc.
Very humble and would do anything to make a person happy.
Yet, the most dangerous person in the room once he runs out of patience.

He's a sweetheart; he's Alan.

by Amir Zayed Khan November 23, 2021

Alan Polanco

Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly

Alan Polanco was found in school and doesn’t know I like him 😒

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Alan basil

He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up

Alan basil is very hot

by Jacob elite September 16, 2021