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alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist
"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"
by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022
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father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
by That random knob September 26, 2019
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Alan

Alan is a homophobic beast
Wow that Alan really hates the gay dude
by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023
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Alan Smith

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.
Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith
by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017
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Alan

alan. hes alan.
alan: alan.
guy: yeah thats alan
by bigbadoops69420 April 20, 2022
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Alan

Being a d*ck about things
Stop being an Alan man!
by Likestodrinkbeer6789 November 22, 2021
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