a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!
by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.
by Qorptocx December 12, 2018

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020

Wednesday is a person with a heart of gold, they normally tend to hide the fact though. They are not afraid to try new things and explore they crazy new realms of this life, and they'll do it with a smile. Wednesday loves dark and scary places only because it helps them to feel more grounded in life, as does nature but if asked they would never tell. Wednesdays have a lot of issues with self image but will do anything possible to let someone else know that they are beautiful/ handsome, in a heartbeat. Wednesday can be described as a free spirit when it comes to dating, but in reality they want the one thing no one will give them. Wednesday is the best person to choose as a work partner, because they will spend countless hours studying, then more hours helping teaching their partners the information so they don't have to work as hard if they are not able to. If you talk to a Wednesday ask them about something they really like, and watch their eyes light up in excitement, and see just how passionate they are about the person or topic of their interest. All in all they are a wonderful person, but if you mess with them or the people they care about, watch as they turn from calm and collected, to villain in an instant. That is the only time Wednesday is truly "heartless".
Wednesday is the best person to have in my life.
by Calli November 24, 2021

by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

The act of going to McDonald's on a Wednesday (or optional moving Wednesday to be on a day you go to McDonald's).
by The only gamer November 17, 2023

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!
Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019
