wednesday

A homophobic slur against gay men, particularly men whom “hump” each other.

“Go and hump your gay boyfriend, you absolute Wednesday!”

by dogpawswapgod September 2, 2025

Wednesday

Named after the phrase "wetness day", Wednesday is the day when rain happens often especially in the afternoon and the evening, like the one commonly witnessed in Bogor, Indonesia.

I never understood why everyone hates Wednesdays; I love a good wetness day to cozy up with a book!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Sweaty Wednesday

When a woman is face first on the bed but there is a guy hitting her from behind and the bed is another guy.

"Yo we should go pick up that lot lizard and have a Sweaty Wednesday"

by MilkyMatt6789 March 23, 2025

Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.

Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 22, 2021

Wednesday

Wednesday is a person with a heart of gold, they normally tend to hide the fact though. They are not afraid to try new things and explore they crazy new realms of this life, and they'll do it with a smile. Wednesday loves dark and scary places only because it helps them to feel more grounded in life, as does nature but if asked they would never tell. Wednesdays have a lot of issues with self image but will do anything possible to let someone else know that they are beautiful/ handsome, in a heartbeat. Wednesday can be described as a free spirit when it comes to dating, but in reality they want the one thing no one will give them. Wednesday is the best person to choose as a work partner, because they will spend countless hours studying, then more hours helping teaching their partners the information so they don't have to work as hard if they are not able to. If you talk to a Wednesday ask them about something they really like, and watch their eyes light up in excitement, and see just how passionate they are about the person or topic of their interest. All in all they are a wonderful person, but if you mess with them or the people they care about, watch as they turn from calm and collected, to villain in an instant. That is the only time Wednesday is truly "heartless".

Wednesday is the best person to have in my life.

by Calli November 24, 2021

Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.

I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.

by Base19 May 22, 2023

Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY

We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards

by youreds May 23, 2023