You look great wearing that Miami Mustache babe! I gave her a Miami Mustache, I ate a bag of celery and filled her mouth so full it came back out her nose!
by Pauly Piccoloni October 2, 2022
Kento mustache is the most moist oily most drooling person ever he has the biggest d!ck and always naked and he is a god with niko all over him you can gulp him any time
OMG ITS KENTO mustache
by kento mustache February 21, 2023
The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.
by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013
Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.
by donkey lover May 16, 2015
A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 3, 2014
by Doooompoop November 29, 2021
National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021