National let nakhi smack your butt day
by Nakhi October 15, 2021
Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"
Son: "No."
Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"
Son: "No."
Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"
by therapistfinder June 1, 2009
by thesheet November 13, 2010
Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.
by Tatatrap November 23, 2022
April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
by p u s s y s l a y e r 2 0 0 0 April 17, 2021
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
by Andeiam April 28, 2021