The art of a female queefing in the face of another person of lesser awesomeness or alternatively, in the face of a significant other whilst not paying attention. Hence; wafting them with tuna.
Boy sits staring at his game of Modern Warfare. Girl says "i'm gonna tuna waft him." girl sneaks up behind him and then lets out a loud queef on his head, everyone laughs....except the boy.
He's just been Tuna Wafted.
He's just been Tuna Wafted.
by Stokley_51 April 8, 2011
when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
by Jack Barker December 14, 2007
Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
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When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
by SouthJaw July 12, 2012