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I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! 

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

I've been Boesch'ed 

When someone rat's you out. When someone throw's you under the bus.
When someone tells the boss on you, your boss calls you into the office. You come out of your bosses office exclaiming I've been Boesch'ed
The contraction not have. it is a word even if some people say it's not! They're stupid and wrong! Only genius's like yourself can see the truth. You are the chosen one. Fly little eagle. Beautiful kitten beautiful kitten, meow!
You should not've eaten that bucket of Indian food
not've by Laceone123 June 10, 2014

You've Been Hazed 

Coined by the YouTuber DailyGrace, when a new "viewser" comments on one of her videos, she "hazes the crap" (i.e. makes fun of their username) out of them and "welcomes them into the DailyGrace family" (most of the time she's only guessing, although she has had some repeated commenters in the past). Her hazing usually informs some form of the word "suck".

This definition can be expanded towards making fun of anyone.
"SummerGirl69? More like, man I hated last summer because of that girl who sucked at 69'ing. You've been hazed!"
You've Been Hazed by fujiapples December 17, 2012