by Goatie123 February 13, 2014
Get the Turbomug. by stinkyboxers July 25, 2011
Get the Turbomug. by djraife December 28, 2005
Get the Turbomug. A man or woman who sports the requisite mullet, tight acid washed jeans, hi top sneakers with fat tongues hanging out, a Warrant shirt (or paraphernalia of some such other dirty hair metal band). The turbo loves cars, but due to dire financial straits, can usually not afford a nice one, sometimes opting for a bicycle of equally low caliber.
Larry is such a turbo. I saw him riding home from the beer store with a case of Coors Light on his handlebars. His mullet was flying in the wind and his jeans were so tight I thought he was gonna pass out!
by Jenabee October 21, 2010
Get the Turbomug. by Drelove October 2, 2005
Get the Turbomug. tur•bo (noun) - an obnoxious, self-obsessed male whose main hobbies and interests revolve around “getting a pump on” at the gym, unironically fist pumping to house music, and in some cases steroid abuse.
You can generally spot a turbo due to their excessively large upper body compared to ill-defined legs (especially calves), racing stripes cut into the sides of their haircuts, and shorter than necessary shorts. In Summer most turbos will sport outrageous fake tans and can be found at beachside bars attempting to score with gym bunnies or taking shirtless selfies on the beach itself. Will generally exist on a protein rich diet (more than necessary) and go weak at the knees at the mention of cardio. May or may not sport tribal or Chinese lettering tattoos, procured generally in places like Bali and Thailand.
The only sport they feign any interest in is MMA as they will often consider themselves the next big thing on the UFC circuit. Pretends to be aggressive but actually has balls smaller than your baby brother. Mostly from overuse of steroids.
You can generally spot a turbo due to their excessively large upper body compared to ill-defined legs (especially calves), racing stripes cut into the sides of their haircuts, and shorter than necessary shorts. In Summer most turbos will sport outrageous fake tans and can be found at beachside bars attempting to score with gym bunnies or taking shirtless selfies on the beach itself. Will generally exist on a protein rich diet (more than necessary) and go weak at the knees at the mention of cardio. May or may not sport tribal or Chinese lettering tattoos, procured generally in places like Bali and Thailand.
The only sport they feign any interest in is MMA as they will often consider themselves the next big thing on the UFC circuit. Pretends to be aggressive but actually has balls smaller than your baby brother. Mostly from overuse of steroids.
Normal gym goer - “Fuck there’s so many turbos here”
Turbo gymrats - “Check my gains brah! Oi you mirin brah?
Turbo gymrats - “Check my gains brah! Oi you mirin brah?
by LT86 August 29, 2023
Get the Turbomug. Half the full model name of Porsche's new electric four-door coupé, a car that doesn't actually have exhaust-driven turbos...because it's an EV.
Oh hey look, there's the new Porsche Taycan Turbo. The only exhaust gases coming from a Taycan Turbo are from its owner's butt. Also, coupé? Porsche, where words don't mean what they really mean. Yay, marketing.
by ferio252 September 5, 2019
Get the Turbomug.