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fish on a treadmill

socially and emotionally awkward
when you are left high and dry , especially in an unfamiliar environment you shouldnt be surprised if you feel like a fish on a treadmill

running on a treadmill 

To have sex. Preferably on or near a treadmill.
Jared: What were you guys doing down there?
Joe: We were just running on a treadmill
running on a treadmill by Big Poopie February 20, 2021

tradpilled

Long form traditional pilled. Meaning that someone is being influenced to have traditional beliefs.
My boyfriend was tradpilled by his mother and now wants me to give up my career and become a homemaker.
tradpilled by Polyp_Pseudonym September 19, 2022

treadmilk 

treadmilk is created when sweat from the person on the treadmill mixes with their foot grease, and gets caught in the treadmill. Later, it is then turned to sludge,{which is the treadmilk} and once consumed it creates a healthy diet of treadmilk which is incredibly healthy!
Guy 1: *phew!* it takes me forever to get slim with these regular diet drinks.
Guy 2: well that's why i used treadmilk!
{PS don't actually try this}
treadmilk by Baylee&addison m8 October 14, 2017

Treadmillcar 

Treadmillcar, invented by popular YouTuber and musician Corpse Husband (aka Randall who grew up in the Mid East, Virginia who works in an automobile shop). It’s a car which you can walk and drive at the same time
Treadmillcar helps you run while driving
Faggot: i'm gonna look for some top songs on itunes because that's what eeeveryone listens to and its obviously the new awesome thing!
Me: you're a dumbass man, that's the mainstream singers who kissed the contractor's asses to get there instead of actually sticking with their true original stuff, here listen to some Pantera and Lamb of God
Zach: Damn! these songs are kickass! and my name isn't faggot anymore!
Me: that's right boy, it's trendkill time, now throw that mainstream shit away and rock it out!!!
*both rock the fuck out*
Trendkill by Devourox October 16, 2008