Treadmill Bitch

A person (most times a girl) who buys a gym membership, regularly goes to the gym and only run on a treadmill. In many cases the person is on the phone or speaks to a friend quite loudly.

The plural form is Treadmill bitches where girls come in groups of about 3-8 and either occupy ALL treadmills or stand around the treadmills.

"I ran next to a treadmill bitch earlier. She was on the phone all the time and didn't stop talking for one second!"

"So last night i hit the gym and i couldn't use the treadmill for an hour! The place was covered in treadmill bitches!"

by Hell Yeah Dude December 11, 2017

Italian Treadmill

Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.

sup bro, let's get an italian treadmill before we hit the bakken.

by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020

running on a treadmill

To have sex. Preferably on or near a treadmill.

Jared: What were you guys doing down there?
Joe: We were just running on a treadmill

by Big Poopie February 20, 2021

hedonic treadmill

Being accustomed to wasting money for hedonic purposes (e.g. buying souvenirs, going to cinema every week), that it eventually drains your money

Every time I go on vacation, I blow my budget on souvenirs and fancy dinners. It's like I'm on a hedonic treadmill, and my wallet is feeling it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

Treadmilling

Playing a TV Series as background noise and paying little to no attention to it while running through seasons.

I'm planning on treadmilling though the entire season 4 of The Office on Netflix today.

by _mollybdenum August 28, 2016

Treadmil

When you are figuratively "chasing" a female but getting no where in the relationship. As if you were on a treadmill.

"Man I've been hitting her up, buying her stuff, but she still don't want to be in a realtionship "
"Man she got you in the treadmill"

by Mysterymann44 May 29, 2015

Treadmilling

The act of masturbation in short bursts to maintain a status of non climax.

guy 1: hey are you gonna bust soon?
guy 2: no im treadmilling itll never happen!

by adimo July 1, 2024