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originating in latin americain truckstops. then moving north to the midwest areas. Tinkers are the small decorative shot glasses that 80-90 year old women collect as they make one last trip across the nation before thay die. These people are called "Tinkerers or Tinkalingers" As of July 23 the Record for most tinkers was 389 from Janie Briggs, a resident of Michletown MI.
"Sandy Sue just got a new dolphin tinker from "Dirty Dicks " in Dothan, and damn, that mo- fo is fine as can be!
Tinkers by aaron carter July 23, 2004

Tanker Wanker Spanker 

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146
Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

tinkersnit

Putting your fingers in both of someone's eyes, butthole, & mouth while singing It Wasnt Me by Shaggy
I'll give you a tinkersnit!
tinkersnit by Klhvfunt7 January 13, 2020

tinkershoot

To mess with so many electrical components on an elevator/escalator that causes the original problem to get worse.
It's the opposite of troubleshoot
He did not know how to troubleshoot the elevator so he started tinkershooting causing more problems and never finding the original problem.

rats tinkers darn 

not caring about something.
"I don't give a rats tinkers darn what you do!"
rats tinkers darn by pleauism June 16, 2009

thinker up their stinker 

A perhaps more gentle phrase for head up your ass
Whoever voted for that guy most definitely had their thinker up their stinker.

When you voted for that guy, you had your thinker up your stinker.