Suck the hind tit 

To get a raw deal or the short end of the stick. Derived from the behavior of barnyard pigs. The "runt" or weakest piglet is forced to nurse on the tit farthest back on the mother pig, which gives the least nourishment.

The elderly tend to have to suck the hind tit when it comes to social services.

Suck the hind tit by Big Dick's Halfway Inn November 14, 2005

suck the chrome off a ball hitch 

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

suck the chrome off a ball hitch by anti March 6, 2005

Suck The Mouse 

Refers to a phrase in which a person metaphorically "Sucks the mouse" meaning you are very cool and it is no way sexual as it may sound. Different ways to say it Include, "I Suck The Mouse", "Suckin The Mouse", "Suckin Mouse", Etc.

"I bet you don't even Suck The Mouse!"

Suck The Mouse by Mouse Sucker April 5, 2022

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin! by kam75xx June 11, 2021

Suck the Dong Bong 

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.

Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

Suck the Dong Bong by NatashaSmiles July 2, 2009

suck the nut out

A person that sucks a mans penis causing him to ejaculate in their mouth but continues to suck during ejaculation and after.

Damn girl, keep sucking Im about to cum !! oh my god...Im cumming !! suck the nut out

suck the nut out by Doc Learn' em sumthin May 24, 2010

suck the dick of life 

The quality of being brave; fearless; intrepidity; with a hint of retardation.

'Its time to go suck the dick of life!' before driving towards a hurricane.

suck the dick of life by john916 September 2, 2010