The Chad Michael Murray Effect 

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

The Chad Michael Murray Effect by beansella57 August 11, 2024

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

michael (the koala from the bible) by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

do the george michael 

This is when an artist starts in a teen pop band and then goes solo.

Hey, I think he is going to do the george Michael?

do the george michael by Bigmumma69 April 23, 2018

michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

michael in the bathroom by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018

Michael Scott (The Office) 

God No Please NO, NOOoooOOOOOooooooooooOXO

Stupid Michael Scott (The Office) I will kill him.

Michael Scott (The Office) by NotStupidPerson August 27, 2019

michael with the hair

Someone who is obsessed with their hair even though it looks like someone who had corn for breakfast took a huge dump on his head.

That dude with the red shirt is pulling a michael with the hair

michael with the hair by kebis January 3, 2008

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019