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The Marvelous Michael 

The Marvelous Michael is a beautiful woman who just turned 18 if you get to meet her your so lucky. Because if you end up being her friend she will care for you and defend you and be there for you. Don't play with her because you'll never find anyone like her.
The Marvelous Michael is the best sister friend I could have.
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The Chad Michael Murray Effect 

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

do the george michael 

This is when an artist starts in a teen pop band and then goes solo.
Hey, I think he is going to do the george Michael?

michael in the bathroom

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

Michael Scott (The Office) 

God No Please NO, NOOoooOOOOOooooooooooOXO
Stupid Michael Scott (The Office) I will kill him.

michael with the hair

Someone who is obsessed with their hair even though it looks like someone who had corn for breakfast took a huge dump on his head.
That dude with the red shirt is pulling a michael with the hair
michael with the hair by kebis January 3, 2008