A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.
“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

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Opens sock

Aaah Like a glove
by BigBillyBobby July 11, 2018
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Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee
Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!
by Potatoes confetti February 22, 2018
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A term in the game rust known as beaming/lazering means to Shoot across the map on full-auto with high accuracy
this term is also applicable for medium to short distance fights
you are BEAMING right now dude
OR
i just got beamed dude
to be shot at with high accuracy
beamed to be obliterated by a player whith a gun or bow
beaming/lazering means to Shoot across the map on full-auto with high accuracy
by just a rust gamer March 29, 2023
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Frontside 360 shiv it with a heelflip
Dude did you see Chris channs switch lazer flip at BATB
by Chcfhbvsbnsbzbdbzbxn July 21, 2015
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to flick a cigarette at some one intentionally trying to burn them. (can also be done with any other cigarette type item i.e: joint, roach, etc.)
dam jesse lazer taged me and burnt a whole in my shirt
by billybob joekongfro November 26, 2007
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This is the fighter jet off of Grand Theft Auto 5. This is not to be confused with the new Hydra jet from the Heists update. This is a normal fighter jet. It has missiles, lock-on missiles, and a machine gun cannon with explosive rounds. It is found in Fort Zancudo.
I got a P-996 Lazer! I'm going to give everyone air support now.
by RachelNorton22 March 13, 2015
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A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.
Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!

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Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!
by Doctor Delicious July 20, 2010
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