landon has bad ADHD, he talks really really fast and stands rlly close to your face when you talk to him. Landon has pretty good advice and is really funny. he has a big house and a loft. landon is one interesting person
by Landonmoutray June 11, 2019
Landon is a smart, short, caring, and athletics red head who is full of energy and most of the time never knows what is going on. He is fun and loves to run. He will light up your day with just a smile. He thinks his population, but people hate to be rude. Landon's are crazy but the best thing ever to have in your life!
by RunnnerSwimmmer<3 January 27, 2023
A super handsome man and will always make you laugh. He is a definite lover boy and every time u see him u can’t help but stare, and did I mention he has a great sense of style. Landon’s also a amazing boyfriend ❤️. He goes good with girls names starting with K, K, and K!
Person 1: Landon has such cool shoes!
Person 2: Don’t you think Landon and Kylie would make a perfect couple?
Person 2: Don’t you think Landon and Kylie would make a perfect couple?
by AriesAlien♈️👽🖤😷 November 16, 2019
Litterally the one who weilds the biggest weenie of all fucking time. he will smack his 90 inch dick across your face and you will be wanting to suck it forevr. He also avoids taxes like a fucking gigachad along with dropkicking his children into the fucking space after he found out he has over a million dollars of unpayed child support. This guy also likes big black booty men jumping on his face, but who doesnt. This guy is the greatest guy to exist, you should definitly eat and cook his nutsack.
damn, thATs landon, quick, run before he smacks you with his big booty ass and cock
no, i like it, says Riley (Gay ass nigga)
no, i like it, says Riley (Gay ass nigga)
by Big fat ass eater 6969 May 2, 2022
Landon. Its the name that describes the most amazing person you will ever meet. Though a tempermental kind of person, he is also very thoughtful and giving. He is the best friend you've always needed..and the most amazing lover you could ever dream of. He has big dreams and high expectations. He's not afraid of anything. Landon is quite the man.
by ureverything February 5, 2010
Your being a Landon!
by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
Landon is a rude and says things that may not sound mean but really hurt others. He is a smart ass and likes to do dumber things. He also where’s the same thing almost every day.
by BE5468 April 16, 2019