by Ted Bryson January 11, 2008
A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.
Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?
Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!
Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!
Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!
Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!
Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!
Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!
by R to the Y to the A to the N April 26, 2010
-The redneck white trash word for pussy aka snatch
-A place to park your vehicle (man meat)
-Sometimes the garage is locked and sometimes the garage is wide open
-A place to park your vehicle (man meat)
-Sometimes the garage is locked and sometimes the garage is wide open
I got all up in that there meat garage.
by bud time June 12, 2006
boner garage
by KimboSplice69 November 20, 2013
The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."
by Leitmotiv February 11, 2014
Someone or a group of people, possibly a family that spend all their time in the garage with the door open for the world to see. They meet others, eat, drink, entertain, socialize, hang out, smoke cigs and generally live in the garage. Cars are not allowed in the garage and the garage dweller can be seen standing in the open garage area at all hours. There is usually a fridge in the garage and most food is ordered and delivered to the garage. There is a larger structure attached to the garage that is of no use to the garage dweller.
by Kevin C. Chiappone February 9, 2006
by captaingreythewolf August 6, 2011