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You Ain't Got the Answers 

Infamous quote from Kanye West

1. What you tell someone when they try to give you unwanted advice or suggestions on what you should have or should not have done or;

2. Another way of telling someone they don't know what they are talking about and they need to shut up.
1. Gina: Pam, after Dane slapped you across the face, what you should have done was...
Pam (interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers GINA! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!!

2. Bill: What?! Kobe is better than LeBron

Steve: How you figure?

Bill: Lebron has...
Steve (rudely interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers, Bill! STOP!
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The Antwerp Warchief

When you fuck a woman during her period, and afterwards whipe your dick clean against her cheeks.
The Antwerp Warchief is a deriviant from the Antwerp vampire, were after the "deed" instead of whiping your dick clean the girl gives a blowjob instead.

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

tell giuliana the answers september 

when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework

they also have to help her when she has any questions
“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”

answering the phone 

When someone gets hit by person or object hard enough to hear ringing in their head.
Oh man did you see that hit? That guys gonna be answering the phone for awhile.

Answering the Call 

v. Fulfilling the need for the desire to play hours of Call of Duty. Usually occurs when one takes off from work or stays home from school
Oh right.. I had heard that Double XP Weekend was starting Friday morning so I was answering the call.

TheAnswer 

scheduler; nigga with an attitude; likes to pwn green, sasuke, and fever in the face.
TheAnswer scheduled a match between shatterface and Team Catalyst.
TheAnswer by Osama March 16, 2005