Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods
by Vanian August 15, 2012
by Twisted February 27, 2003
by Web7433 September 14, 2010
Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."
Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face
Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.
Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.
by Bajunga Judge August 31, 2007
by Catepillar Kubota May 17, 2007
An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).
by ZonaCat Hansen July 11, 2008
the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019