by curioustrollpower June 06, 2004

Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one
by How to fix shit June 12, 2018

by King Swampy January 18, 2018

When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy
by Master Baterr April 19, 2010

The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.
by Natemontz September 29, 2009

It’s literally just a sweaty ass. Or when you shit yourself and it’s mushy in there. Pretty gross bro
by chichimon March 13, 2019

A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.
by DJBigD May 07, 2012
