John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =
you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....
you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....
by Hmmmm hmmmhm August 7, 2021
this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
by hc.goose March 24, 2022
Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
by ChetPlease420 May 22, 2020
Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!
by Harry Iconnick Jr May 30, 2023
It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas February 2, 2016
I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.
by DollopOfDaisy December 26, 2022