banana split

(n.) Crapping into one's own mouth. Usually a fetish common in middle-aged fat men who live in their grandmothers' basements.

I ate the most delicious banana split last night. Mmm... peanuts and corn!

by Brad Langford May 12, 2005

Banana Split

When a gay guy has sex with another gay guy threw the peehole.

I walked in the wrong hotel room and i saw 2 guys getting dirty while performing a perfect banana split.

by bernie34 January 6, 2008

Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.

'Damn! Last night Tasha gave me the banana split!'

by littlemagwokd July 29, 2015

banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

by Jimbostank April 25, 2006

Banana Split

(noun): When a male is with a female, and she has banana tits, male proceeds to add chocolate and marshmallow sauces.

Evan gave Mari a banana split by shitting and ejaculating all over her banana tits.

by Joey H. August 16, 2006

Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.

As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 6, 2014