little fukin emo boys who think their cool with 5.0 chicks that probaly watch anime and jack off to their roblox gf
by harlodhutchins March 12, 2021
The Slender Man is a mythological figure, who is distinguished by his lack of facial features, impeccable black suit, extreme height, and the mass of tendrils that extend from his appendages. He is also known for the ability to stretch his limbs to impossible lengths. His Modus Operandi is stealing children, usually by mesmerizing them with his gently swaying tendrils, and having them walk towards him until they are well within his grasp. What he does, exactly, with these children is unknown, whether they are killed, eaten, or simply brought to a different dimension to Slender Man's abode. The Slender Man is commonly found on the /x/ forum in 4chan, and is a prominent figure in creepypasta.
Mark: Hey, will you take care of my little sister for the night?
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
by Alastor Thraxton August 18, 2011
a roblox slender is a person that likes to dress up as "cool" "muscled" tall person in roblox. these people are often accompanied by cnps (copy and paste). they pretend to have a deep voice when in reality they are 10 year old squeakers.
by Lambda#0262 September 27, 2022
guy 1: hey one time i saw the slender man
guy 2: what did he say?
guy 1: he said he wants three fiddy
guy 2: thats not slender man thats the loch ness monster
guy 1: oh thank god
slender man: hi guys
guys 1&2: oh shit!!!
guy 2: what did he say?
guy 1: he said he wants three fiddy
guy 2: thats not slender man thats the loch ness monster
guy 1: oh thank god
slender man: hi guys
guys 1&2: oh shit!!!
by totheark1 June 2, 2011
When you're really scared of the slender man and you try and sooth your fear, you use this word, and you will feel more sane.
by jason mcmormick September 4, 2010
by nigerianprince August 4, 2019
A Roblox Slender is normally seen as a tall male wearing multiple spiky hairs and faces such as stitchface, sinister, and playful vampire. Their clothing ranges from things like hoodies to suits to even showing some chest and tattoos. Some Slenders are looking for mates, others might just be trolling as Slenders, and some might just wear the outfit for fun or because they like the way it looks. They range from ages 8 to maybe even 60 depending on who you're messing with. Some Slenders can be jerks, but others are pretty kind and make amazing friends. They are also most commonly seen with a C&P(copy and paste)which is most likely their girlfriend, and if that's not the case you might have encountered a rare Slender. You might think that all Slenders are the same but despite all the bad ones out there, most of them now extinct, you might just find a Slender who opposes all of your thoughts on them.
1.) "Omg is that a Roblox Slender? I haven't seen one in such a long time! It's nice seeing one once in a while. I'll go talk to him, maybe he's friendly!"
2.) "Slenders dont desrve to b here, get out trash, u suck, go buy a life with ur mommys money >:V"
2.) "Slenders dont desrve to b here, get out trash, u suck, go buy a life with ur mommys money >:V"
by FluffyCroissant May 27, 2021