A phrase used by Adam Sandler's character (Zohan) in his new comedy, "Dont Mess With The Zohan", to describe the peak in style and hair
Tina: Dat!!! You're so silky smooth!

Dat: Ya, i know. *brush off shoulders*
by ZueceZ June 13, 2008
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the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.
Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool
by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012
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Using the semen from your pecker as shampoo to make your hair look sleek and silky
Annie thought his hair was dirty but gave him a silky smith.
by Brettt Smith November 30, 2006
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1. Name generally given to some one of soft and tender emotions. It is normally given as an insult to the male gender. May also be used is a direct title or job description.
(Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms.)
1. What’s wrong with you, are you a silky boy or what?

2. Oh yes I make silk at the factory as a silky boy.
by Peter Beebe April 27, 2008
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The female equivalent of a circle jerk.

Also a brand of Japanese coffee.
I could really go for a silky drip right now.

"Silky Drip, keep you relax."
by StrongBlack July 15, 2012
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The Silky Sawmill occurs when a female and a male partner are about to engage in a lil doggy style poundin’. While he’s got ‘err bent over (still with her thong on) last nights Taco Bell makes her gut rumble, which then let’s her bowel cut loose. As she defecates, to his dismay, her thong “saws” the meaty deuce in two like a good ol’ fashion sawmill. A real logger will push past this occurrence and finish the task at hand. He is then known as an “The Ax-man” 💩
Last night was unforgettable. I took Brenda-Lynn to Taco-Bell and after, things got a bit heated. I had ‘err all proped up doggy and she gave me the ol’ Silky Sawmill before I pulled ‘err thong to the side and beat those chocolate cheeks.
by Meaty sword-us-Rex November 27, 2020
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