Perverted messaging
(s nm s?), otherwise known as s n mmses range from the deplorable to the absurd to the decadently deceitful.
by Hercolena Oliver May 27, 2010
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An abbreviation for "shit and shower." The act of defecating prior to a shower, usually in preparation for something one would like to be relaxed for.
"Hey you wanna chill out tonight and watch a movie?"

"Yeah sure. I'm just gonna S n' S and we'll pick one out."
by SweatyPalmsPete July 11, 2008
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Seggs, secks, sex, intercourse, the ol' rootily too, etc.
Man, I just love having S🥚s with your mother.
by KelTheMaster October 31, 2022
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Parker: Heard you walking down the hall way... Big Foot.

Meghan: You need to S. Y. S. 😂
by ScorpionWorm December 9, 2018
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'S'hit and a 'S'hower, in that order! it's what you say to your friends when they ask how far away you are from the meeting place.
"how far away are you broseph?" "Imma take a quick S and an S and be on the way" "ideal"
by mrsocure January 5, 2012
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