rhetorical answer

To answer a presumed question. Works with a rhetoric question to form a rhetoric dialog.
Yes, this is a rhetorical answer, that's right! No, nobody asked me.

Who cares? Well, I should.
by vecvan February 22, 2017
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Rhetorical Joke

An excuse when someone says "That wasn't funny"
Person 1: You're stupid

Person 2: That wasn't funny

Person 1: It was a rhetorical joke.
by chortles? June 07, 2018
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Rhetorical question

Something some stupid smooth-brained fuck in my online class didn't fucking understand
Me:who wants a fun fact?
SF:who cares u hoe?
Me:that was a rhetorical question...
SF:what does that mean?
Me:a ̨͙͕̺̑͗̆̚r̴̤̙̪̔͊̍ĕ̵͜ ̥̮̅̓ỹ̵͙̆͊̉o ̣̮̣̊̈́̾͠ư̴͚̦͊͐ ͆͜r̵̛̔͋̓ͅę̵͉̬̂͘̚͝t̵̨̮͊͊̀̉ͅȧ̵̳͎̣̙̀̚̕r̴̨̘͈̗̈́̍̒̚d̴̨͆e̴̬͑d̵̛̗̘̀͊̚?̵̦̬̽̔͊͝
by Pokémeth8152 May 11, 2020
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Rhetorical Phone Call

A term coined by UK Grime artist; JME, meaning a phone call that you don't answer. Stems from the term 'rhetorical question' which is a question that doesn't require an answer, such as "Are you silly blad?".
When she phones me I can't be bothered to answer, might as well call it a rhetorical phone call
by Mattaldinho December 13, 2010
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Rhetorical Power Scale

10 - Legendary

8 - Orgasmic

6 - Epic

4 - Awesome

2 - Delicious
(Two people who are aware of the Rhetorical Power Scale)

Guy 1: Man, that movie we saw yesterday was EPIC

Guy 2: Ya, but I watched a dif one, and it was Orgasmic

Guy 1: NO WAI :O
by Spartriach April 06, 2009
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Rhetoric

FEEEEEEEAR! AND CHAAAAAOOOOOOS! BLALALALALALALALALALALA!
Hym "Seriously? No. It isn't that. Really. That is all these people do! Regurgitate empty rhetoric. Your Venecian method doesn't work on me shit-head. It ain't going to work. Literally only one thing will work. It'll start with you and the people who remain will change their mind. So..."
by Hym Iam July 08, 2025
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