The Nefario Principle 

The Nefario Principle states that the bigger the mass of an object, the quicker the effect of a shrink ray wears off.

The larger the mass of an object, the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! I call it the Nefario Principle. I just came up with it now, actually.

The Nefario Principle by Julian-does-a-lot November 3, 2022

Principal 

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended

Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention

Principal by applealex December 1, 2009

general principle

Unabbreviated meaning of the acronym "gp".
"General Principle" is a general concept of street fairness and/or street rules governing everyday conduct. Thugs, pimps, dealers, inmates, etc. have an inherent General Principle instict derived from street life experience, pride, and respect for the game. GP cannot be taught, it can only be learned instinctively.
Those that possess General Principle cannot allow themselves to "go out like a punk".

That mutha-fuka was mean muggin you in front of all them fools! Shit, you can't go out like a punk! Now you HAVE to go fuck him up on General principle!
Or:
That bitch tried to jack my shit. I got it back, but I still knocked him out on general principle.

general principle by rickfx September 14, 2006

Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle

This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.

Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.

I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.

Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011

Principal McVicker 

The principal of Highland High in Beavis and Butt-head, commonly his named is mocked as "McDicker".

Principal McVicker: Hello! I'll have uh, uh, uh, a cheeseburger w-with no ketchup! And I'll also have uh, uh, a chicken sandwich, uh, with no tomatoes, and, uh, uh, with extra mayonnaise! Uh, uh, and some onion rings with no salt! And...

Principal McVicker by uncledunkle June 8, 2019

Vice Principal 

The man who wanted to be a military drill sergeant, but failed to do so. He now is in charge of patrolling the school halls. He tries to tell at you for no reason, and has a mission to make your day a living hell.

Kid: Hey Tanner.
Tanner: How are you?
Vice Principal: Are you loitering around?
Kid: No I was just saying hi.
Vice Principal: Back talk? In my office NOW.
Tanner: Shit, this guy should have been a military sergeant.

Vice Principal by Squiffer_Attack November 28, 2020

ghetto principle 

Never leave your home boys ina da rave

Like when dave left debz in oceana, told her he was going to the toilet, and went to propaganda. So she had to get a 20 quid taxi home on her own. He shouldn't have left her on her own, its just a ghetto principle violation.

ghetto principle by debayowinterz February 27, 2012