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Power bottom for Jesus 

A Google suggestion when "Power Bottom" is typed in. Established by angry gay atheists who hate Jesus because he taught peace, love, compassion and empathy but apparently the gay and atheist crowds don't like that and have taken to insulting him in this way or perhaps the homosexuals secretly yearn after him just as much as the atheists as they can't seem to stop talking about him or Christians.

Personally I think atheists (i.e queers) want hard Christian cock but because they can't get it they take their sexual frustration out with stupid insults such as this. Apparently it's wrong to call a gay man a queer or faggot but they (along with atheists) are allowed to mock Christians because they've had bad experiences in the past with a few Christians. This type of double standard isn't acceptable and I suggest that the queers and atheists fuck off and take a huge one up their ass and have an anal prolapse as a result.
"Power bottom for Jesus" was an insulting term originated by an angry gay atheist who had a prolapsed anus after taking too many cocks up there. He also had aids and anal cancer and was slowly dying as the result of his anal sex with men outside of gay bars.

level five power bottom 

Noun: A classification of "power bottom" you achieve after becoming victorious in gladiatorial combat against your fellow "Real Gays" at least four times.

Qualification:
--last a long time
--devoured the souls of your enemies.
--Collected over 10000 experience points
Conversation:

Hey did you hear June is a power bottom?

No way! What level?
Five, he defeated Ricky last week.

Oh man, level five power bottoms are the best.

Sentence: "June didn't become a level five power bottom until he had successfully sparred all the other gay men in the chat for Sam's love"

Crypto Power Bottom 

Someone who is "bullish", bought high and always sells low and repeats the babble that some cryptobros and scam artists talk about - someone who gets fucked in the ass without any of the benefit of sex, because, you know, you are just participating in a digial ponzi scheme

Nuclear Power Bottom 

The penultimate power bottom: hold on to your hats and seek the nearest fallout shelter.
After having anal intercourse for twelve hours, taking twenty two loads, and gone through three family-sized bottles of personal lubricant Richard was labeled a dirty-cumhungry-sloppy-gapingholed-depository. He replied grinning, "I take umbrage at that statement, I prefer 'Nuclear Power Bottom!'"

aggressive power bottom 

When conducting anal sex, usually homosexual, the receiver maintains control of the act by aggressively taking it in the doo doo pus while looking back at it
Hey Steve, I'm looking for an aggressive power bottom this weekend to really rock my world.

black power bottom

A gay black man who is a power bottom and also a fierce fighter/defender for black power and black rights.
Frank: take this ass bitch, power to the people. This is for you Malcolm *raises fist whilst riding pipe*.

Donny: oh my gosh, you’re such a black power bottom, and I think I’m gonna cum.

Top w/Power Bottom Energy

Like Big Dick Energy isn’t exclusive to people with a phallus, “power bottom energy” can be exuded by a non-power bottom.

A Top w/Power Bottom Energy is a man who has sex with men and exhibits the confidence, promiscuous tendencies, and flamboyance of a power bottom — however, he is strictly a top.

TPBE is a recently-coined term to help define a previously neglected category of the LGBTQ+ community.
Look at Jason in his eye shadow picking up those two twinks at the bar. He’s such a top w/power bottom energy!
Top w/Power Bottom Energy by Wolf 94 November 19, 2018