7 definitions by SimonX
The soft, supple, yet unwanted fat accumulation on the tricep area of the arm. Tends to happen mainly to inactive women beginning in their early twenties.
by SimonX September 8, 2020
The car that gullible BMW (3 & 5 series) owners who bought into the whole "German engineering" scam wish they had gotten when they experience the mountains of repair bills drive them deeper into debt.
Smart people know that when it comes to cars, nothing beats Japanese engineering for style and reliability.
Smart people know that when it comes to cars, nothing beats Japanese engineering for style and reliability.
by SimonX April 19, 2020
Baniyn (bahn-eye-n) is an acronym for "busted a nut in your name". It's a shout-out, or a dedication to a person of which whom you've masturbated and ejaculated, and therefore paying homage to.
Halle, I loved your last post so much, I baniyn.
I baniyn you almost every morning Mrs. Merchant. If I don't, I can't concentrate in class.
I baniyn you almost every morning Mrs. Merchant. If I don't, I can't concentrate in class.
by SimonX May 7, 2021
The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
by SimonX October 16, 2018
Popping a boner at a desk.
Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.
by SimonX October 12, 2023
COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.
The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.
They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.
The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.
They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.
The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
by SimonX February 28, 2023
A partnership typically consisting of a dominant social justice warrior female and a Soyboy. These couple are usually educated at a liberal university, make decent money, and refer to themselves as parents of furry children (dogs and cats). The female will, on occasion, engage in trysts with another males to obtain the sexual satisfaction she is unable to achieve with her soy partner, whereas her Soyboy partner will engage in the occasional rendezvous with other semi-gay males.
Soy couples can be found hanging out at Trader Joe's, coffee shops, dog parks, the decks of multi-story apartment buildings, pretentious bars, and virtue-signalling protest rallies.
They like to believe they are more socially enlightened than most, yet secretly harbor institutionalized racist ideas.
Soy couples can be found hanging out at Trader Joe's, coffee shops, dog parks, the decks of multi-story apartment buildings, pretentious bars, and virtue-signalling protest rallies.
They like to believe they are more socially enlightened than most, yet secretly harbor institutionalized racist ideas.
This soy couple came up to my office at the zoo and demanded we take down the gorilla statue because it was racist. When I asked them how could a statue of a gorilla be racist, they attempted to educate me on how black people can look like gorillas, then threw their soy lattes all over me, and promptly left in their Prius.
I was like, wtf just happened!?
I was like, wtf just happened!?
by SimonX July 5, 2020