Pistachio

Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...

"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.

by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023

Pistachio

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

Tyler Pistachio

diabetes

don't be a Tyler Pistachio

by ILIKITWENUCALMEBIGPAPA November 8, 2017

Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.

My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.

by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018

pistachio bush

A slang word used in Eurpoean cultures to reference a lady's genitalia. A derogatory term.

My pistachio bush needs pruning.

Larry you're a real pistachio bush!

by Pistachiolvr October 12, 2013

Pistachio Canoli

When a man shits into another mans mouth

The builder gave Rob a pistachio canoli which he hoovered up like a starving dog

by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021

Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!

Alyssa Pistachio is a pistachio nut

by Your dad123;-8 April 21, 2023