Oxymoron

One who constantly contradicts oneself, generally with an IQ of 90 or below.

Person 1: "Hey, that PETA guy is wearing a fur coat!"
Person 2: "What an oxymoron..."

by Ethan45vio February 13, 2013

oxymoron

Oxygen filled moron.

A Moron filled with Oxygen.

by OxyGen ius February 17, 2005

Oxymoron

Someone addicted to or who abuses Oxycontin

Elijah Hastings Darnell is a oxymoron.

by The ZPD April 30, 2009

oxymoron

-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.

That guy on the Oxy clean commercials, he's and Oxymoron.

by Hotshooter August 15, 2007

oxymoron

two words with opposite meanings placed next to each other to mean something new

a combination of contridictory words

I went out to eat with my hoe and she ordered the JUMBO SMRIMP.

by Jess'ca February 21, 2003

oxymoron

A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".

- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "

by kartie606 March 8, 2008

Oxymoron

One who is behaving in a moronic way in the presence of oxygen

Melina was being an oxymoron when she heard about all the oxy that was readily available

by Kinkywitch November 9, 2016