To engage in a solitary bout of onanism, to punish percy in the palm. To ask for a date with Mrs Palm's five lovely daughters.
by Jabo January 16, 2004
To set fire to ones flatulent gassy fart. Can be done alone or as a party piece. If done with a crowd of mates a competitive element may arise to see who can burn off the longest flame.
"Quick, Lend me your lighter" said Andrew, "I've been on the baked beans, sprouts and Guinness again so stand well back while I burn one off".
by monty3945 February 7, 2013
by harry_ belafonte April 7, 2009
To fire one off is to take a crap.
by OliverS May 7, 2005
"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"
by ChuckU.Farley November 8, 2008
by montyl January 22, 2010
slang for masturbating
by KaityB April 23, 2006