squeeze my head

Taking a shit

I'm just off to squeeze my head for 5 minutes!

by Broadband2 October 17, 2013

My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

Fuckin' with my head

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.

"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"

by KarmaLog August 1, 2018

My head hurts

Means headace

My head hurts

by Fulvxjbvjn April 1, 2018

Gun To My Head

When you get insulted in any way, or when you just fail at things.

EXAMPLE 1:
Erin: Jordan can't see cause the yellow car cause he has widescreen eyes!
Jordan: Gun To My Head!

EXAMPLE 2:
Tanner: Jordan, you let a girl beat you in soccer conditioning?
Jordan: Gun To My Head!

by beanieblowfish November 25, 2010

want my head

this means someone wants to kill you

damn dude, the police want my head. fuck em, i gotta get outta here before they get me.

by novamoons September 10, 2020

hop on my head

1. used when someone has no knowledge of something

2. when someone is being annoying

wow you don't know what that means just hop on my head!

stop being annoying and hop on my head!

by fairnshanenfjxmse April 1, 2016